The Answer

The answer to the poll about the MLB teams and states is Maryland, District of Columbia, and Washington. Kansas has no baseball team. The Royals are technically a Missouri team.

2007 Awards

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL

2007 Gecko Baseball Blog Music awards!

GBB MUSIC
2007

I will be giving out awards for the best or worst of ____ in 2007.

1. Best radio station: XM 70 Real Jazz!

2. Worst radio station: Madison's 104.1 FM (Get ready to hear the lamest nickname ever: Z104)!

3.Best singer: None!

4. Worst singer: Soulja Boy!

5: Best YouTube Music Video's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnRqYMTpXHc -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSbRs2TjVKs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thls_tMuFkc&feature=related - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf0X7QuK4LI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_n-gRS_wdI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4FAKRpUCYY&feature=related

And That's it!

Conversation #4

Well, Here I go again:


Curtis: Well, I have no idea why I am sitting next to Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens but let the conversation begin!
Roger: I am not in the mood talk about steroids and HGH.
Barry: You're not the only!
Curtis: Listen. I don't even know why Jim (Leyland) sent me here!
Roger: I'm going home! I am here with you two weirdos and your freaking me out.
Barry: Who ya' callin a weirdo!
Roger: Shut up you steroid user!
Barry: STEROID USER!
Curtis: Cut it out You two!
Roger: Bring it on Curtis! Try to hit my fastball!
Curtis: Watch me! :http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8352175673278653066&q=curtis+granderson+hits+clemens&total=2&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
Roger: Lucky.
Barry: Bet I can hit you too!
Roger: Bring it on!
Barry: Nope. This conversation is over. I'm tired and going to bed.
Curtis: What a jerk.
Barry: I heard that!

Trombone

While I was at my Grandpa's hose, he gave me a Holton Colligate 1967 trombone. Here is a short clip of me playing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbkn6mVHtpQ - The ending was sorta bad and i'm sorry.

Mr.Obnoxious boy (and the party)

Well, while I was in Chicago, I met this boy. But not just any boy-


Double tree hotel, top floor, bat mitzah party, Skokie (Chicago), IL- Appetizer's are served. I am sitting next to this 11 year old boy. "Hi, whats your name?" I ask. And he answers with "None of your beezwax!'' Now, kids these days (yes, kids. I admit ), are, well, pretty obnoxious. But this boy was going over the top. "Okay, I just wanted to know your name. You don't have to be mean." " What the h*** is your problem! Shut up! What, are you retarded!" He started calling me some very mean words. including 2 different swear words. "Hey dude, watch your language" " If you don't shut up, I'll go get my sumo wrestler dad! "Sumo wrestler dad (repeat in empathises)" He says he is from Japan. He is clearly not Japanese. And his "twin" sister (Who is clearly not a twin of him") says that he is Japanese! What is going on! "So, where is this "sumo wrestler dad" of yours?'' I ask. "Uh, he's not here right now." "So where is he" "He's at a business meeting." Yeah. A sumo wrestler at a business meeting. Very believable. So, I finally ask the question. "Are you a Cubs fan (because he is to obnoxious to be true)? And the answer is very predictable for a Cubs fan- "None of your beezwax!" But then everyone at the table said "YES" Well, there is nothing I could do with this Cub fan to calm him down. So I just started to ignore him. But at the dessert table he started to be nice. Huh. Well, the party was still going strong. Soulja Boy's new and terrible but popular song Crank That was still playing. And the obnoxious kid was really nice now. But these two little kids were destroying me and rubbing there win in my face in a battle to collect the most glow bracelets. And they were not even Cub fans! Weird party.

Break

Winter break sucks so far. First, we drive to Milwaukee (2 hour drive), go to a hour and a half service (boring), and go to bed at 10:30. Then, in the morning, we get up at 7:45 AM. We get into our dress cloths, and drive to a bat mitzvah. We stay at the service for 1 hour, then I go to a "kids service" witch was just plain old boring. Then we went to our cousins house in Chicago. Since my dad and I are PACKER FANS (cheseheads), we played football in the 35 degree, muddy, rainy, humid weather. And we loved it! Now, since we are in Chicago, my uncle is a Bears fan. Luckily, he is a Sox fan, not a Cubs fan. But the Bears (5-9)! THE BEARS! The second worst team in the history of sports! " And the Bears have a weird setup, with three quarter backs in this one play. And the hike to Orton, who gets sacked by Kampman! But a lateral to Grossman from the ground! And Grossman trips and fumbles the ball backwards. And Griese picks it up! The pass by Griese..... INTERCEPTION! And Al Harris runs it back! Touch down Packers!" Boy, do the Bears ever stink.

Coltrane

The answer to the last poll was true. Coltrane played tenor sax, soprano sax, alto sax, bass clarinet, and flute. My favorite song of his is either Good Bait or My Favorite Things. Good Bait is a very unpopular but great song. It was one of Coltranes favorites. He plays tenor in this song. In My Favorite Things, maybe Coltranes signature piece, he plays soprano sax. You can watch the video right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_n-gRS_wdI

Conversation#3

Judge and George Washington (and Vick and Barry) talk:

Judge: Who just shright?

George: An olde fals file.

Judge: A Goff

George: Oh. Are you from Almany?

Judge: Quite sirtantly.

Michael Vick: Hi.

Judge: Not you again!

Barry: Peace.

Judge and George: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! No More Widgeon's!

Conversation#2

COURT

Judge: Barry Bonds has been called here today for being (i before e) guilty of using performance enhancing drugs. Is that true Barry?
Barry: I Ain't nothing to do with them drugs!
Judge: Speak English, Barry
Barry: I don't have anything to do with drugs!
Judge: You should say: "I, Barry Bonds, doth not have anything to do with performance enhancing drugs".
Barry: Ok.
Judge: But doth yourself have evidence of your answer to my question?
Barry: What does doth mean?
Judge: You are such a widgeon! And an oaf!
Barry: What is the nut cake that has chocolate covered bananas?
Judge: Nuts, hmm? This cake must be partly almandin, right?
Barry: I like pie.
Judge: Ye braid of the Millers dog! Dumb. Case closed. Go to jail. Not just for cheating, but claversing to much, and being (i before e) not smart!

Barry and A-Rod (and Lou) (and Ned) (okay it just is a bunch of dumb baseball players!) #1

A conversation between Barry Bonds and A-Rod:

Barry: Whatcha gonna do with $275 million?

A-Rod: What would you do?

Barry: Shrink my head. All that HGH is making me freaky looking.

A-Rod: You looked even more freaky on your 1991 studio baseball card.

Barry: Think about Lou Pinnila at a spa. Now that's freaky.

A-Rod: Uh...

Barry: Do you smell lotion? What's that smell?

A-Rod: That's..... well......

Barry: WHO IS IT!

A-Rod: That's Lou

Barry: No it ain't!

Lou: Yes it ain't!
A-Rod: Am I the only smart one here? If yes it ain't, that would mean that it is ain't. So it is not Lou. But it is!
Lou: I'm dumb, Barry's dumb, and here comes Ned Yost!
Ned: I went to Harbard!
A-Rod: HarVARD!
Barry: It seems that Ned came on a scholarship.
A-Rod: But Ned Stunk! 212. Career average!
Robin and Paul and Cecil: NED DID STINK!
A-Rod: Were all dumb. Not counting Cecil, Robin, or Paul. Lets face it.
Barry: The and! Wait, The Mand! Wait, The End!
GO YALE!

Gecko Baseball Blog

Hi, my name is Jacob. I am a huge baseball fan. My favorite animal is a gecko. I live in Wisconsin, so I am a huge Brewers fan. I really dislike the Cubs. I used to like the Cubs, But after I went to a Brewers-Cubs game, I saw how obnoxious their fans were. Boo Cubs! I also like the Packers. Witch means I hate the Bears. I mean, you gotta admit Cub fans are obnoxious! My Grandpa lives in Chicago, And he is a Cub fan. He's not obnoxious, he's just meshug!