Conversation#2

COURT

Judge: Barry Bonds has been called here today for being (i before e) guilty of using performance enhancing drugs. Is that true Barry?
Barry: I Ain't nothing to do with them drugs!
Judge: Speak English, Barry
Barry: I don't have anything to do with drugs!
Judge: You should say: "I, Barry Bonds, doth not have anything to do with performance enhancing drugs".
Barry: Ok.
Judge: But doth yourself have evidence of your answer to my question?
Barry: What does doth mean?
Judge: You are such a widgeon! And an oaf!
Barry: What is the nut cake that has chocolate covered bananas?
Judge: Nuts, hmm? This cake must be partly almandin, right?
Barry: I like pie.
Judge: Ye braid of the Millers dog! Dumb. Case closed. Go to jail. Not just for cheating, but claversing to much, and being (i before e) not smart!

Barry and A-Rod (and Lou) (and Ned) (okay it just is a bunch of dumb baseball players!) #1

A conversation between Barry Bonds and A-Rod:

Barry: Whatcha gonna do with $275 million?

A-Rod: What would you do?

Barry: Shrink my head. All that HGH is making me freaky looking.

A-Rod: You looked even more freaky on your 1991 studio baseball card.

Barry: Think about Lou Pinnila at a spa. Now that's freaky.

A-Rod: Uh...

Barry: Do you smell lotion? What's that smell?

A-Rod: That's..... well......

Barry: WHO IS IT!

A-Rod: That's Lou

Barry: No it ain't!

Lou: Yes it ain't!
A-Rod: Am I the only smart one here? If yes it ain't, that would mean that it is ain't. So it is not Lou. But it is!
Lou: I'm dumb, Barry's dumb, and here comes Ned Yost!
Ned: I went to Harbard!
A-Rod: HarVARD!
Barry: It seems that Ned came on a scholarship.
A-Rod: But Ned Stunk! 212. Career average!
Robin and Paul and Cecil: NED DID STINK!
A-Rod: Were all dumb. Not counting Cecil, Robin, or Paul. Lets face it.
Barry: The and! Wait, The Mand! Wait, The End!
GO YALE!

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