A conversation between Barry Bonds and A-Rod:
Barry: Whatcha gonna do with $275 million? A-Rod: What would you do?
Barry: Shrink my head. All that HGH is making me freaky looking.
A-Rod: You looked even more freaky on your 1991 studio baseball card.
Barry: Think about Lou Pinnila at a spa. Now that's freaky.
A-Rod: Uh...
Barry: Do you smell lotion? What's that smell?
A-Rod: That's..... well......
Barry: WHO IS IT!
A-Rod: That's Lou
Barry: No it ain't!
Lou: Yes it ain't!
A-Rod: Am I the only smart one here? If yes it ain't, that would mean that it is ain't. So it is not Lou. But it is!
Lou: I'm dumb, Barry's dumb, and here comes Ned Yost!
Ned: I went to Harbard!
A-Rod: HarVARD!
Barry: It seems that Ned came on a scholarship.
A-Rod: But Ned Stunk! 212. Career average!
Robin and Paul and Cecil: NED DID STINK!
A-Rod: Were all dumb. Not counting Cecil, Robin, or Paul. Lets face it.
Barry: The and! Wait, The Mand! Wait, The End!
GO YALE!
A-Rod: Am I the only smart one here? If yes it ain't, that would mean that it is ain't. So it is not Lou. But it is!
Lou: I'm dumb, Barry's dumb, and here comes Ned Yost!
Ned: I went to Harbard!
A-Rod: HarVARD!
Barry: It seems that Ned came on a scholarship.
A-Rod: But Ned Stunk! 212. Career average!
Robin and Paul and Cecil: NED DID STINK!
A-Rod: Were all dumb. Not counting Cecil, Robin, or Paul. Lets face it.
Barry: The and! Wait, The Mand! Wait, The End!
GO YALE!
3 comments:
It was not Barry saying GO YALE!
That was me. Yale rocks. If Barry said Yale rocks, he would be wrong. But he never said it.
GO YALE
Yale does rock. Best school in the country. Stink at all sports, proving its excellence. I can't stand Barry Bonds. H'll get what he deserves. What do you think Yost will do without any decent relievers? Back to Turnbow as closer? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
HARVARD! HARVARD! HARVARD!
Enough said
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