Conversation #6

http://www.iras.ucalgary.ca/~volk/sylvia/OldEnglish.htm is the page to translate the judge's speach to old english. All words in italics can be translated.

Brett Favre took on many tough opponents such as the terrifying Rex Grossman. But now he must take on the olde english of - THE JUDGE

Judge: Doth you really like the Bears?

Favre: Yes. I don't like Green Bay.

Judge: Bears you think rule? Doth you give more and more years to Aaron Rodgers to wait?

Favre: Yes

Judge: Then your an Alchochoden.

Favre: An Alchochawhat?

Judge: That question was not avenauntliche asked. You should have asked- What does the word alchochoden mean?

Favre: Oh. I bet that even though you are smarter than me, you can't throw a spiral better!

Judge: Maybe I Cannot. Who cares. Case closed - Brett - RETIRE!