Friday, August 6, 2010

Alex Rodriguez* Hits Career HR #600

New York Yankees star 3B Alex Rodriguez (A-ROD)* has hit his 600th home run. A no doubter to center field, Alex* broke a long homer-less slump and joined the elite class that only Barry Bonds*, Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Ken Griffey Jr., and Sammy Sosa* are in. "Always follow your dreams, don't let anyone tell you that you can't be something." says A-Rod*, who using only raw talent became one of the greatest ever. Now, A-Rod* will begin his quest for 763. He will have to pass 7-Time MVP Barry Bonds*.



*Cheated, Lied, and helped ruin baseball 1990-present, would be out of baseball if our commissioner had any idea of what he was doing.