Curtis Granderaon is my favorite player in major league baseball, on one of my favorite teams - the Tigers. Wait, he's not on the Tigers - he's on the Yankees. Those money eating freaks took Curtis. Granderson. They traded the Tigers 3 players (probably worthless to the Yankees), and got Curtis.
So to show how I feel, I made a comedy conversation:
Curtis Granderson: I don't want to be a yankee!
Joe Girardi: We'll give you 1,019,694,423 Euros!
C:No.
J: 132,771,195,289 Yen?
C: No.
J: 922,338,178 Pounds?
C: No.
J: $1,500,000,000?
C: I'd never go to you fools (way to tell 'em, Curtis!)
J: Then i'll give the Tigers A-Rod, Rivera, and Texiera for you.
C: Wow, you are quite a mastermind. Not.
J: Then I'll buy the Tigers back!
C: Uh Oh.
J: Then the AL central! Then the AL! Then the NL! Then i'll buy the United states! Then i'll buy the world!
C: Ugh.
J: Then I'll buy enough money to make ma a quintillionare!
C: Huh?
J: Then i'll buy the UNIVERSE!
C: Good luck.
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