Sunday, August 22, 2010

2010 NFL Preview

This year, the NFL will be different. Unlike anything anyone has seen. Why? Because 1 player will be so dominant that he will immediately make everybody admit he's the best. His name - Jay Cutler. Just kidding. Expect 25 INT from him. The real name - Aaron Rodgers. He will throw for 5,0o0 yards and 48 TD. Not kidding. Oh, and the Packers will win the Super bowl. I'll break down the NFC North - In order.

1. Green Bay Packers (13-3)
The Green Bay Packers are, arguably, the best team in the NFL. Last year, they had the best defense in the NFL. CB Charles Woodson had one of the best CB seasons ever. Also, defensive pro bowler Nick Collins is tremendous. Offensively, Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the NFL. His passer rating was the highest last year, and the line has become above average. Driver and Jennings are the best wide receiver duo in the NFL, and TE Jermichael Finley has the potential to be the best TE in the NFL. Yesterday V.S. the Seahawks, they put a CB on him and he still caught 4 passes for 48 yards and a TD. RB Ryan Grant is a good running back. That's the best i'll say about him, because I don't love Ryan Grant. He's good statistically, but he is inconsistent and the vast majority of his runs are for 1 or 0 yards. He's also very fumble-prone. But the best offense and defense in the NFL will win the super bowl this year and many to come.

2. Minnesota Vikings (9-7)
The Vikings are, sadly, a good football team. Not great, not going to super bowl, but a wild card contender. I hate Brett Favre more than anyone else on Earth, but he is still a legit QB. Maybe 20 TD and 15 INT, but I highly doubt Favre will play the whole year. He's old, injured, and I bet everybody on the Vikings hates him because he can't even make up his mind on play calls, leading to INT. Brett, your still OK, but I REALLY hate you.

3. Chicago Bears (4-12)
The Bears are a terrible football team. They have a joke of a QB, and overrated RB, a once good, now unimpressive defense, and a hideous stadium full of hideous fans. Now I'm not going to deny that Julius Peppers was a good pickup - but a few sacks isn't going to fix an injury prone defense. They'll lose to the Lions once, and pickup a few wins against bad teams, but in Chicago, there will be no winning football for a long, long, long, LONG time.

4. Detroit Lions (3-13)
Still rebuilding, the young Lions had a fantastic draft, Matt Staford is looking ok in the Preseason, and Nudamekin (?) Suh is a stud. In a year they'll be at 7 wins, and better than the Bears. Sure they're not good, but they have fantastic potential.

NFC Champion - The Green Bay Packers
AFC Champion - Indianapolis Colts
Super Bowl Champion - THE PACK
MVP - Unanimously Rodgers, GB
Defensive Player of the Year - Woodson, GB
Rookie - Suh, Lions

1 comment:

Sam said...

Really? Favre more than anyone else? I mean I don't like 'im but I'd prefer him to... say... Kim Jong Il or the police during the South African apartheid.